May 2013
Eight is enough.
I’m not sure why I convinced myself I could eat 16 ounces of tuna. I’m full as fuck.
Party A does some shit: It's all the same with you people. You always take advantage of us. We're so sick and tired of this. We're always so nice to you.
Party B does some shit: Well, why did they do it? What did you do to them? I bet they had a good reason. I know them, they wouldn't just do that.
thighabetic:
quixon:
So lemme get this straight, “Watcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you” was just an idle threat?
There is no “Hulkamania”?
Then what was fueling that giant tanned man’s rages?
Get outta here.
In the before-times, in the long long ago, What we call ‘Hulkamania’ was known as Mescaline-crazy.
musicbeatstherapy:
jelee-:
rockpapertheodore:
tinyspacebabe:
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
@onefancynegro
Just sea salt, pepper and a little paprika.
iammommafierce:
I want anon questions. Be nosy and shit.
I did my thing on this tuna. Gonna have to start getting this more often. Next time I’ll pair it with some potatoes though.
Going to grill some yellowfin tuna for the first time. Y’all pray for me.
torresthethird:
All custody battles should be dealt with in ladder matches tbh
@relliusblack
I gotta find my old Larry Johnson jawn. I know it’s gotta in my grandma’s basement somewhere.
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Protein shake is done. I’m heading to bed. Goodnight all.
suckmydickfromtheback:
Is there even a such thing as lame pussy?
Absolutely.
Capricorn Traits
popitfadatnigga:
alxparkour:
chaosghost:
Positive traits Practical Known for their pragmatic approach, the Capricorn apply their minds and take into account all the facts before going forward. Ambitious These confident individuals aim high and do their best to reach their goals. Their ambitious nature can be attributed to their need to build a secure future for themselves and their...
How do you know if salsa has gone bad? If it doesn’t stink and hasn’t changed colors, should I assume it’s edible?
Anonymous asked: My baby sister is a Capricorn and just got her Masters this weekend. She has 3 job positions available to her and one wants to pay for her PhD. She's only 21. Tell me Capricorns ain't shit.
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But Virgo females and Capricorn males though
kissthesecurves:
Whew the chemistry is unreal!!!!
Do I know any Virgo women?
“You’ll be fine. You’re 25. Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don’t...”
– Louis CK (via the-healing-nest)
I’m 33, Louis. What if I still feel like that? *sheds a thug tear*
(via ramblingsofanurbanjawn)
badguybydefault:
Just fuck me and feed me.
laughingstation:
people that have trouble gaining weight
explicitlyflawed:
unlikeyoueverseenb4:
What’s your 3 requirements for a potential bf or gf?
God fearing, attractive, & loyal.
Willing to reciprocate, funny and open-minded.
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What’s with all the Capricorn slander on my dash? Don’t fuck around and catch wreck out here in these Tumblr streets.
Anonymous asked: What is it about? Because I was looking for new books to read for the summer.
Anonymous asked: Do you have your own book? l
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I don’t want to be your entire world, no. I would be happy just to be your morning coffee, your hanging car keys, your wallet. Something seemingly insignificant, but if lost throws off your entire day.
2 tags
What the fuck did I miss? Why is Triple H acting like he just got hit by a bus?
blackblackwitanashydick:
popitfadatnigga:
kegelkween:
like-a-ph0enixx:
Girls with titty stretchmarks that like to wear low-cut shirts and shit. «««
IT IS NOT THE WAVE. WEAR A TURTLENECK.
Nope.
if op don’t wantem then send me the titties
Trufax.
The hilarious double standard "Mexicans are lazy,...
queennubian:
sourcedumal:
feverishlycool:
searchingforknowledge:
stargazingeyes:
OH SNAP!
HAHAH
YOOOOO
