05 5 / 2013
“Dear Future Girlfriend” #252: Let’s play a game. I’m going to slide inside of you and we’re going to play Call of Duty. Whoever dies first, doesn’t get to cum until the other person does. Good luck!
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05 5 / 2013
“Dear Future Girlfriend” #251: I can’t think of anything I’d rather do to fill a Sunday than eat your pussy.
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05 5 / 2013
“Dear Future Girlfriend” #250: A couple that goes to the strip club together stays together.
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05 5 / 2013
“Dear Future Girlfriend” #249: Great fellatio begins with two hands and ends with your mouth.
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05 5 / 2013
“Dear Future Girlfriend” #248: This is happening except with water guns. Get your game up, babe.
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05 5 / 2013
“Dear Future Girlfriend” #247: Wearing heels to bed? That’s a guaranteed way to get your brains fucked out and pussy eaten with no regard for human life. Just sit them atop my shoulders and hold on.
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14 4 / 2013
“Dear Future Girlfriend’ #246: Is it too much to ask for to get some head in the kitchen? I mean seriously. I’ve been naked in a kitchen far too many times in my life for this to not have happened already.
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14 4 / 2013
“Dear Future Girlfriend” #245: Recording ourselves while having sex in public? That sounds like one hell of a way to spend a Sunday afternoon.
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10 3 / 2013
“Dear Future Girlfriend” #244: Understand this - I WANT to get you the biggest, most amazing diamond ring when I finally do go down on one knee. However, considering that I don’t have money like that, I hope you’re not disappointed with the ring that you are given because it was from the heart and not the wallet.
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10 3 / 2013
“Dear Future Girlfriend” #243: I’m not saying you have to sleep next to it, but just once in a while, it’d be great to wake up with my dick already in your mouth.
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10 3 / 2013
“Dear Future Girlfriend” #242: I’m not going to stop just because we’re falling off the bed. And let’s be honest: if we don’t fall off the bed at some point during the session, just what kind of fucking are we doing exactly?
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10 3 / 2013
“Dear Future Girlfriend” #241: If you’re ever unsure of what kind of gift to get me, you can never go wrong with a care package like this. Add some cologne and this is a perfect gift idea.
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10 3 / 2013
10 3 / 2013
“Dear Future Girlfriend” #239: Let me fall asleep in your lap. Don’t wake me up, just let me lay there. Please.
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10 3 / 2013
“Dear Future Girlfriend” #237: If you made the wet spot, that’s where you’re sleeping. Don’t try to scoot over to my side of the bed when I’m eating your pussy thinking that you’re just going to mosey back over to your side once we’re finished. You better put a towel down or something.
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